generalpostoffice:

sugarpkts:

negative–feedback:

tilthat:

TIL that a horse actually has up to 15 horse powers.

via reddit.com

woah i wonder what powers this horse has

1- peak horse speed

2- peak horse strength

3- supreme horse intellect

4- telepathy

5- empathy

6- telekinesis and forcefield projection

7- brief, random invisibility

8- earth manipulation

9- probability manipulation

10- emotional manipulation

11- tactical stealth conditioning

12- duplication (physical)

13- duplication (temporal)

14- elastic, frictionless body

15- eat grass

brutus-red-xiii:

fucked-up-world-2002:

Soulja boy tell em

ashigara:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

bro we’re medieval jesters

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

If the only paste you know of is toothpaste.

You’re falling behind the pack.

I know of 9 pastes.

Each has their own unique application.

papajohnpizzas:

s41gy0:

papajohnpizzas:

Pizza so good you’ll scream with pleasure.

papa john after seeing that slicing pattern i swear vengeance on you and curse your family for ninety-nine times ninety-nine generations

You’ll get over it dipshit